Stuff and Things

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

naughtylokiconfessions:

I had a dream recently where one of my friends came to visit dressed as Loki in the Avengers outfit, but then he turned into real Loki, leaned into me as I lay on my bed and whispered in my ear to bite him. Before much more could happen he turned back into my friend, not before I had disheveled his clothes though, and he had also done some biting. (I told my friend, now he wants to dress as Loki, oops!)

naughtylokiconfessions:

I had a dream recently where one of my friends came to visit dressed as Loki in the Avengers outfit, but then he turned into real Loki, leaned into me as I lay on my bed and whispered in my ear to bite him. Before much more could happen he turned back into my friend, not before I had disheveled his clothes though, and he had also done some biting. (I told my friend, now he wants to dress as Loki, oops!)

detestably:

never give up. unless it’s too hard or involves asking me for help

naughtylokiconfessions:

My ex best friend (whom I haven’t seen or spoken to in a year) texted me today, wanting to bring her baby for a visit while I’m working on Sunday. I could really use Loki right now to calm me down. My anxiety is really bad about this

naughtylokiconfessions:

My ex best friend (whom I haven’t seen or spoken to in a year) texted me today, wanting to bring her baby for a visit while I’m working on Sunday. I could really use Loki right now to calm me down. My anxiety is really bad about this

notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favourite character kissing your neck as you’re trying to focus on a video game

wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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Dave Franco, Zac Efron, and Seth Rogen at the 2014 MTV Movie Awards

mileyhighrus:

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. 

mileyhighrus:

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. 

naughtylokiconfessions:

If Loki and I were dating, I would just call him the most childish and obnoxious pet names I could think of. I’d also call him a weenie whenever I felt it was appropriate

naughtylokiconfessions:

If Loki and I were dating, I would just call him the most childish and obnoxious pet names I could think of. I’d also call him a weenie whenever I felt it was appropriate

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u!! beautiful!!!