y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
Clark Kent: I’m not Superman.
Peter Parker: I’m not Spider Man.
Bruce Wayne: I’m not Batman.
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
I love them.
HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
God bless drag queens.
I will always reblog this
Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.
Oh fuck yes.
If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.
Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.
God bless drag queen omg
she wants the d(icaprio to win an oscar)
I don’t understand the stigma of the contraceptive pill.
I grew up in a conservative town and most people seemed to believe that the only reason a girl would ever need the contraceptive pill is because she’s a slut.
It makes me so angry that its the 21st Century and there are still people who are against contraception (particularly female contraception).
The contraceptive pill isn’t just a great way to lower the chance of pregnancy. But it also can help regulate periods, reduce painful period cramps and migraines, reduce acne, and generally makes life easier for women who struggle with hormonal/menstrual problems.
It is also freakin’ awesome being able to control the exact day your period lands on. (I don’t need to take days off work anymore because I can make sure my worst period days land on the weekend!)
I wish that sex-ed classes in school went into more detail about the potential positives of the contraceptive pill, instead of briefly being touched upon (or not mentioned at all, if you’re from a conservative school like I was).
how fucking crazy do you think tumblr will be tonight if leonardo dicaprio wins an oscar